The Democratic Republic of Sahrani DR is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Diego Torres with an iron fist, and remarkable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical population of 30.491 billion Sahrani are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bagango. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The strong Sahrani economy, worth a remarkable 2,936 trillion Sahrani Pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 96,298 Sahrani Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries, the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive, and long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sahrani DR's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sahrani DR is ranked 9,952^nd in the world and 538^th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 114 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.